Slancia

Sales.Fully managed.

We run your sales. You run your business. A hands-on sales manager, pipeline and scorecard, working your US, UK, Australia or New Zealand hours.

Lance, the Slancia border collie, waving hello

Most sales teams don't need another strategy deck. They need someone in the seat. Every call. Every rep. Every number. That's what we do.

12+years managing sales teams
4,000+hours of remote sales & growth work
9countries of sales teams led
100days to profit on a call center built from zero
Lance, a black and white border collie, standing and smiling Head of Herding Never misses a follow-up
Meet Lance

Keeps the flock
moving.

Border collies are bred for one job: keep every sheep heading the same way and never lose a single one. That's our job too. Lance is the reminder.

  • 01
    Rounds up every leadNothing wanders off without a next step.
  • 02
    Keeps the team togetherEvery rep moving in the same direction, every day.
  • 03
    Brings it homeTo target, with the numbers to prove it.

Five breakthroughs.
One sales seat.

Take one, or hand us the whole function. Each is run hands-on, every day.

Slancia Seat

A sales manager.
Without the hire.

We run the daily rhythm, review calls, set targets and commission, and hold every rep accountable. You stop chasing people for updates.

  • Daily stand-ups
  • Role-plays
  • Recruit & replace reps
Slancia Pipeline

Zero cold leads.
By design.

Speed to lead, follow-up cadences and no-show recovery, built into GoHighLevel, HubSpot, Salesforce, Pipedrive or Zoho.

  • Every lead with a next step
  • Stalled-deal alerts
  • CRM cleanup
Slancia Closers

Booked. Showed.
Closed.

A managed setter and closer team for high-ticket and phone-sales offers, with show-rate and close-rate targets and daily accountability.

  • Call structure
  • Scripts
  • Show and close targets
Slancia Demand

Marketing that
answers to sales.

Campaigns, landing pages and creative built to fill the pipeline, with every lead handed to sales fast. Built in-house.

  • Campaign planning
  • Websites & landing pages
  • Ad creative
Slancia Scorecard

Every number.
Every week.

Daily per-rep KPIs and one weekly scorecard with your forecast, so you always know where the month will land.

  • Per-rep KPIs
  • Weekly forecast
  • Win/loss reasons

Not another advisor.

On the calls.

Recordings, role-plays, live sit-ins. And we step in on the big deals when it counts.

Owns the numbers.

Dials, show rate, close rate and cash, per rep, daily. Problems surface in days, not weeks.

Built to run without you.

Scripts, playbooks and SOPs, written down, so sales no longer depends on the founder.

Up and running
in 30 days.

No long onboarding. We take the seat in week two and hand you the first full scorecard in week four.

Week 1

Listen & audit.

Calls, CRM and pipeline reviewed. We find where deals die.

Week 2

Take the seat.

Stand-ups start. Targets per rep. Follow-up rules live.

Week 3

Coach & hire.

Weekly call reviews. Recruiting begins where you're short.

Week 4

Report & scale.

Your first full scorecard, forecast and month-two plan.

See what cold leads cost you.

When nobody owns the follow-up, leads go cold. Plug in your numbers.

Estimated revenue lost each month² $13,500

Which seat is
right for you?

What you getSlanciaHiring a sales managerA sales consultant
Runs daily stand-ups—
Joins live callsSometimes
Recruits & replaces reps—
Weekly scorecard & forecastVaries—
Writes your playbooks & SOPsVaries
StartsWeek 1After recruitingWeek 1

Proven in
the field.

100

A sales floor from zero.

Hired, trained and managed a call center sales team. Live in 2 months, profitable in 100 days.

5

Five locations, four countries, no break in service.

Moved fully remote through the pandemic, then led the recovery.

3,000+

A retail program at scale.

Association-level contracts and a five-person team covering stores across three US states.

Straight answers.

Do you actually get on calls, or just advise?

We get on calls. We review recordings, run role-plays, sit in live and join high-value deals. Strategy only matters if the team uses it every day.

Can you hire and manage reps for us?

Yes. We write the job post, interview, onboard and manage setters, closers and SDRs, including commission-based teams, and replace anyone who isn't performing.

Which numbers will we see?

Speed to lead, dials and connects, show rate, close rate, cash collected per call and pipeline value, per rep, with a weekly forecast.

Which CRMs do you work in?

GoHighLevel, HubSpot, Salesforce, Pipedrive and Zoho. We make sure every call is logged and every open lead has a next step.

What hours do you work?

We run your team during your business hours, whether you're in the US, UK, Australia or New Zealand.

Hand over
the sales seat.

Tell us about your team. We'll show you where deals are slipping and what we'd take over first. No pitch.

Or email us: [email protected]

Lance on the phone, ready to take your call